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Application · Bengaluru · Available immediately

Ministry
of Oats

Cereals for grown-ups

Position applied forBreakfastFull-time · On-site · Starts 9:00 AM · Reports to: everyone who is hungry

Objective

Your company has a lunch policy, a coffee machine and a snack drawer that is 80% biscuit. It does not have a breakfast plan. I am applying for that job.

I have fed this city 100,000+ breakfasts out of three kitchens. I would now like to do it before your ten o’clock, at your desk, without anyone having to say the word “wellness”.

The role, as currently filled Reference: your floor

  • Skipped. Again. “I’ll grab something later.”
  • Vending machine. Two biscuits and a shrug.
  • Overcorrection. A very large lunch.
  • A samosa, described in the group chat as “lunch”.
  • The crash. The 5 o’clock meeting pays for it.

No offence to the incumbent. But the incumbent is a biscuit.

Experience

Breakfast, Ministry of Oats

2021 – Present

Three kitchens · HSR Layout, Indiranagar, Whitefield

  • Served 100,000+ breakfasts to a city that insists it doesn’t eat breakfast.
  • Built a 1,00,000+ customer base without delivering a single lecture about clean eating.
  • Ran mornings at scale: overnight oats, smoothie bowls, chia, coffee — out the door before 9.

At the office

Ongoing

Offices · Co-working floors · Townhalls · Customer meets

  • DIY Bars — a build-your-own oat bar in your office. We bring the jars, the toppings and the theatre. Your team builds the bowl.
  • Office Fridge — stocked with ready-to-eat bowls, restocked every morning before anyone gets in.
  • Bulk & Hampers — townhalls, customer meets, onboarding kits, festive gifting. Nobody gets a sad gift box.
  • Handled the dietary spreadsheet so your office manager doesn’t have to.

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Unpaid overtime

Every day

5:00 AM · Ask the kitchen

  • Someone has to be awake before your team is. It has been us, for years.
100k+
Breakfasts served
1 lakh+
Customers
3
Kitchens in BLR
0
Lectures given

Core competencies Self-assessed, honestly

Being eaten before 10 AM98%
Protein that isn’t a powder94%
Vegetarian, vegan, “I’m off dairy this month”96%
Arriving on time, in a lift, with 40 bowls99%
Not being boring100%
PowerPoint3%

Education & certification

Four years of R&D

In a kitchen

Not a lab. Not a deck. A kitchen.

  • Recipe development against one exam only: would you eat this twice?
  • FSSAI-licensed kitchens. Cold chain, batch dating, the unglamorous half.

Terms The bit you actually scroll to

Notice period
48 hours.
Earliest start date
Monday.
Expected compensation
Less than your team spends on one Friday lunch.
Willing to relocate
To your pantry. Every weekday. Before you get in.
Reason for leaving current role
Not leaving. Applying for a second one.
Dietary restrictions accommodated
All of them. Yes, including that one.
Headcount handled
Ten to a thousand. Same morning. Same lift.

References Contactable

We already do the mornings at these offices. Ask any of them what happened to the 4 PM slump.

  • Razorpay
  • SAP
  • Goodera
  • Kalaari Capital
  • Opptra
  • Pice
  • Urban Vault

Plus 1,00,000+ Bengaluru customers, available on request — or on Swiggy and Zomato, where they have been leaving unsolicited reviews for years. Start with the 6 AM ones. Those people mean it.

The interview 20 minutes

Every candidate deserves an interview.
Ours, you eat.

We bring breakfast for your team. You taste it, they taste it, and you decide on the spot whether we’re hired. No deck. No pilot programme. No procurement call.

  • Free tasting for up to 15 people
  • Your office, your floor, a morning that suits you
  • Zero commitment — reject us on the spot, we’ll take it well
Call me for an interview

Opens WhatsApp. Takes eleven seconds. Faster than a rejection email.

P.S.

You scanned a sticker off a breakfast bowl and read the whole thing. That is a better response rate than every resume currently sitting in your inbox. Imagine what we’d do with your team’s mornings.

Ministry of Oats · Always healthy. Never boring.